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hi, i'm lana. i have no idea how to collectively label my blogging so..yeah..enjoy my fabulous mess.

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via cramp)

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via bughotti)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via ugly)